Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble

• 10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.
• 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
• 8. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
• 7. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Doggy Dog"
• 6. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
• 5. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
• 4. Was recently pulled over for driving his cart under the influence of cottage cheese.
• 3. He's wearing his big black hat backwards
• 2. That ain't just barns he's raisin'.
• 1. You hear him churnin' in there, but you don't see no butter.