t's more than just watching the clown play golf.
McDonald's is really for adults now. We know because we have observed these signs:
"Would you like some fuckin' fries with that?"
two words: McMutual Funds.
Ronald to use middle name, now to be known as R. Alistair McDonald
Price of McHookers lowered to match Taco Bell
No more handing money to counter girl. Must put it in her garter.
New ad copy with frequent use of the word "heretofore"
Fun new McLawyer character introduced to McDonaldland
Joe Camel makes McDonaldland guest appearances.
Fun nutrition info on trays replaced with info on GATT Uruguay Round.
Playland replaced by OTB
Company names special prosecutor to investigate Mayor McCheese's re-election with 100% of vote.
Hamburglar's stay of execution denied.