Ten Scenes Cut from "Titanic" to cut running time
Right after the ship hits the iceberg, the Captain hits the
First Mate over the head with his cap, saying "Gilligan, you
Twenty passengers cling to Kate Winslet's butt for safety.
Crazy French skunk sneaks on board and tries to romance Rose's
black cat, who rubbed against a freshly-painted white pole.
Sexy young Strom Thurmond is saved when his new friend, Sven,
the handsome Swedish steward, heroically gives up his lifeboat
Gopher, Isaac, and Doc escaping on a lifeboat with some stolen
jewels and divorcees Karen Valentine, Connie Stevens and Charo.
Fearing theme song will "go on forever," Celine Dion's
grandmother leaps from lifeboat to prevent her birth.
The evil fiance reveals that he's Jack's father and suggests
they overthrow the Captain and rule the ship together as
father and son.
Kathie Lee belting out, "If they could see me drown..."
Blooper in which Marlon Brando's "iceberg" makeup slips off.
Wanting his Scotch "on the rocks," Captain Hazelwood
deliberately steers the ship into the 'berg to replenish his ice supply.